Sunday, December 22, 2013
Half Price Maybelline Haul!
Last week Coles supermarkets had 50% off all Maybelline makeup, and lets just say I bolted to my local store as soon as I found out. I felt a rush of adrenalin surge through my body as a grabbed the last black Masterliner and put it safely in my hand basket. Sensing my excitement, a woman approached the Maybelline stand and started looking at the incredible amount of half price tags, but I elbowed that bitch in the lower intestines and continued my haul unabated..........
Disclaimer: All products were purchased with my money. I'm joking about elbowing the woman in the lower intestines. I actually punched her in the throat. LOL. Joking!