Stoner Unicorn

Let me just start by saying Drugs Are Bad. Mmmmkay? And you shouldn't do them. Here's why. There's not an eye cream on earth that will get rid of those under eye bags! I think Stoner Unicorn may not have actually inhaled though, due to a notable absence of bloodshot eyes. Which I totally could have helped with, by the way (Red Eye Fix in my Beauty Tips post here). Also, who can apply blue eyeshadow and curl their hair that perfectly when they're stoned? I smell a fish! Oh, I think it's rat. I smell a rat!