|Multiple nervous breakdowns later.....|
My son turned 8 last month, and as usual, I spent three days baking, freaking out, madly decorating cakes, buying Tupperware and generally being a crazy bitch. LOL. I thought the Party Table turned out rather well, though, so it was all worth it. Here's everything I made....
|Celery & Carrot Dips Cups to balance out all the sugar on the table. LOL. This did nothing to balance out all the sugar on the table.|
|Teddies swimming and sunbathing in the pool! Lazy bastards.|
|The most creative I've ever been. The kids gave zero fucks btw.|
|Strawberry & Marshmallow Skewers with Chocolate Drizzle! These disappeared quicker than Ben Affleck's personality when J.Lo forced him to wear suits and be all dapper and shit during their ill-fated 2002 engagement.|
|Shitty photo of my Clinker Rocky Road 'cos stress + 14 kids + multi-tasking. Can you spot the Katy Perry Mad Potion promo confetti on the table though?|
|Teddy Bears Skiing Cupcakes!|
|Pierre, the show-off on the right, is a seasoned pro with a holiday house in Les Deux Alpes and a rich French girlfriend called Bernadette.|
|Barry is a Plumber from Wodonga with absolutely no skiing experience. It's safe to say he's shitting himself.|
|Two round Coles chocolate cakes stuck together, re-iced and decorated! Hubby's idea. One kid's Mother told me it looked like boobs.|
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