Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Fully Baked: Zach's Birthday Party Food!


Multiple nervous breakdowns later.....


My son turned 8 last month, and as usual, I spent three days baking, freaking out, madly decorating cakes, buying Tupperware and generally being a crazy bitch. LOL. I thought the Party Table turned out rather well, though, so it was all worth it. Here's everything I made....


Celery & Carrot Dips Cups to balance out all the sugar on the table. LOL. This did nothing to balance out all the sugar on the table.
Teddies swimming and sunbathing in the pool! Lazy bastards.
The most creative I've ever been. The kids gave zero fucks btw.
Strawberry & Marshmallow Skewers with Chocolate Drizzle! These disappeared quicker than Ben Affleck's personality when J.Lo forced him to wear suits and be all dapper and shit during their ill-fated 2002 engagement.
Shitty photo of my Clinker Rocky Road 'cos stress + 14 kids + multi-tasking. Can you spot the Katy Perry Mad Potion promo confetti on the table though?
Teddy Bears Skiing Cupcakes!
Pierre, the show-off on the right, is a seasoned pro with a holiday house in Les Deux Alpes and a rich French girlfriend called Bernadette.
Barry is a Plumber from Wodonga with absolutely no skiing experience. It's safe to say he's shitting himself.
Two round Coles chocolate cakes stuck together, re-iced and decorated! Hubby's idea. One kid's Mother told me it looked like boobs.

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28 comments:

  1. Omg everything looks so good. Am so hungry now. You are way too good with food .. Loved everything.

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    1. I'm crap at making healthy things though! Sweet I can do. :)

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  2. hahahaha this made lol big time. All of these captions are too funny! Boobs!

    Pam xo/ Pam Scalfi♥

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  3. What a great party table spread! I love the teddy cupcakes! Lol about the kids not caring about your creativity - They just want the sugar rush! I hope the other mums admired your creativity however!

    You'll be finding bits of that confetti scattered around the room for ages!

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    1. We had the party at a Laser Zone place so they had to deal with the confetti remnants, not me! I did clean up a bit though, otherwise I would have felt bad.

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  4. LOST MY SHIZ at the captions!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Loving the swimming teddies sick and the individual crudite and dip cups. I will be stealing these ideas at some stage.

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    1. Yes, go for it! I stole the dip cup idea from the internet anyway! :D

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  5. I've got a 1st birthday party coming up, and my older one desperately wants a 3rd Birthday Party, all within the next 4 months! I didn't plan well lol I might steal some of these ideas lol

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    1. Wow, you'll be busy! Good luck with it all. Yes, steal away. I googled like mad, so most of these ideas are internet-inspired! :)

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  6. Nothing like boobs I've seen.
    The cupcakes are awesome.

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    1. Thanks Trish! Yeah I'm glad my boobs don't look like that lol.

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  7. Omg this is so creative!! I love the teddy bears swimming!
    Your captions are hilarious, totally killed me.

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    1. Hehe, thanks. I doubt I'll go to this level of effort next year!

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  8. HAHA the tiny teddies sun baking are epic! Supermum! DF xoxo

    www.doaner-fide.com

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    1. Thank you! Sometimes I look at the photos and can't believe I actually made them. Haha xx

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  9. It all looks soo good and the teddy cupcakes are really cute!! You're so creative..

    AI @ Sakura Haruka

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    1. Thank you! I surprised myself actually lol. Thanks for visiting! :)

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  10. You are amazing. The food looks fabulous. I love the cupcakes! Very clever. x

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    1. Thanks Rebecca! They were fun to decorate but thank goodness Birthdays only come once a year! x

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  11. Haha! That's the coolest-looking birthday party food I've ever seen!:-D

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    1. Well thanks Cassandra! I was so tired afterwards, but it was worth it! :)

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  12. Your captions are hilarious!! Glad the party went well, everything looked yummy ;) it is so stressful Organising & a throwing a party, I just did my sons 1st birthday earlier this month & yep all kinds of freak outs etc in the lead up but it all went well in the end. Love the "boobie" cake!!

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    1. Haha, thanks! I agree, it's so stressful - glad your son's Party went well. Good luck with all parties to come! :)

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  13. love the simple approach to the cake, plus those swimming bears!!!!

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    1. Thanks Fiona! I'm glad the Birthday Cake was simple after all the rest!

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