Oh Boy. This happened. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I won a BYS Bright Orange Crackle Kit, and decided to try it out. I want it off now, but I don't have time. Maybe tonight. Worlds shortest manicure. Enjoy. And you can laugh if you absolutely have to. I'll understand.
Oh, do you know what else is funny? I actually applied the Top Coat to extend the life of the colour!
Yes, I know, someone needs to start using copious amounts of hand and cuticle cream to get rid of those unsightly little bits of skin.
Do you like my bling at least?
Joy from Beauty Bargain Queen dared me a while back to perform a Three Bottle Hold. Here it is, Joy!
And here's another Three Bottle Hold FTW. That's skill, that is. :)
Starring: Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt, Rupert Grint, Rupert Everett
Genre: Comedy
Bill Nighy plays solitary hitman Victor Maynard, who is hired to kill charming art thief Rose (Emily Blunt) after she rips off Rupert Everett in a cunning heist. Instead, he becomes intrigued and slowly falls for her. Along the way, they meet Tony (Harry Potter's Rupert Grint) who is quite happy to become Victor's apprentice, thinking that he's a private detective, not a hitman.
I was pleasantly surprised by this quaint British comedy. The central three actors deliver impressive performances, especially Bill Nighy as the lonely professional hitman who likes order, cleanliness and plastic on his furniture. Such a measured performance. Emily Blunt does well as the free-spirited (and fingered!), beguiling, charismatic Rose. I love her wardrobe in this flick, such colourful and fun pieces! Also, something seems to have happened to Rupert Everett's face (the non Harry Potter Rupert; yes a movie starring two Ruperts. WEIRD!). I remember him being quite pale, with thin lips and squinty eyes. Looks like he's had some work done. He's now tanned with fuller lips and seems to have had an eyelift. LOL. Overall, this is an enjoyable hitman comedy with great performances and numerous funny scenes. I loved it!
Let me just start by saying Drugs Are Bad. Mmmmkay? And you shouldn't do them. Here's why. There's not an eye cream on earth that will get rid of those under eye bags! I think Stoner Unicorn may not have actually inhaled though, due to a notable absence of bloodshot eyes. Which I totally could have helped with, by the way (Red Eye Fix in my Beauty Tips post here). Also, who can apply blue eyeshadow and curl their hair that perfectly when they're stoned? I smell a fish! Oh, I think it's rat. I smell a rat!
